Dollarhide’s Rules For Genealogy

Bill Dollarhide is a long-time genealogist, founded the Genealogy Bulletin, writes features for Heritage Quest Magazine, and has published numerous books on the subject of genealogy.

  1. Death certificates are rarely filled in by the person who died.
  2. When visiting a funeral home, wear old clothes, no make-up, and look like you have about a week to live — the funeral director will give you anything you ask for if he thinks you may be a customer soon.
  3. The cemetery where your ancestor was buried does not have perpetual care, has no office, is accessible only by a muddy road, and has snakes, tall grass, and lots of bugs… and many of the old gravestones are in broken pieces, stacked in a corner under a pile of dirt.
  4. A Social Security form SS-5 is better than a birth certificate because few people had anything to do with the information on their own birth certificate.
  5. Leave no stone unturned — tombstone, that is.
  6. The application for a death certificate you want insists that you provide the maiden name of the deceased’s mother — which is exactly what you don’t know and is the reason you are trying to get the death certificate in the first place.
  7. If you call Social Security and ask where to write for a birth certificate, tell them it is for yourself — they won’t help you if you say you want one for your great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather who died in 1642.
  8. When you contact the state vital statistics office in your home state and ask if they are “on-line,” and they respond, “on-what?”, you may have a problem.
  9. A census record showing all twelve children in a family proves only that your ancestors did not believe in birth control.
  10. Work from the known to the unknown. In other words, just because your name is Washington doesn’t mean you are related to George.
  11. With any luck, some of the people in your family could read and write… and may have left something written about themselves.
  12. It ain’t history until it’s written down.
  13. A genealogist needs to be a detective. Just gimmy da facts Ma’am.
  14. Always interview brothers and sisters together in the same room — since they can’t agree on anything about the family tree, it makes for great fun to see who throws the first punch.
  15. The genealogy book you just found out about went out of print last week.
  16. A good genealogical event is learning that your parents were really married.
  17. Finding the place a person lived may lead to finding that person’s arrest record.
  18. It’s really quite simple. First, you start with yourself, then your parents, then your grandparents… then you QUIT… and start teaching courses in genealogy.
  19. If it’s not written down, it ain’t history yet.
  20. In spite of MTV, computer games, or skate boards, there is always a chance your grandchildren will learn how to read someday.
  21. “To understand the living, you have to commune with the dead… but don’t commune with the dead so long that you forget you are living!” (from Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, by John Berendt)
  22. It is a known fact that St. Peter checks all your Family Group Sheets for accuracy before you are allowed to enter the Pearly Gates.
  23. Locating the county where your ancestor lived is the first step in finding records about the time he was hauled into court for shooting his neighbor’s dog; threatening the census taker with a shotgun; or making illegal corn whiskey behind the barn.
  24. When leaving town for genealogical research, you will always find information on the ancestor for whom you brought no notes.
  25. When in a courthouse miles from home, you will always find the breakthrough court record at 4:55pm on Friday afternoon.
  26. Genealogy is the examination of the maximum amount of data in the maximum amount of time for a minimum result.
  27. If you can remember your ancestor’s marriage date but not your own, you are probably an addicted genealogist.
  28. Genealogy is an addiction with no cure and for which no 12-step program is available.
  29. I’m crazy about genealogy, but not necessarily yours.

© 1999-2001 William Dollarhide, Heritage Quest Magazine

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